Yeah, well, I was the D.D. last go, 

so it’s your turn this time. We go through 

this every other goddamn week. 

LISA

But I’m the one with a broken heart! Terry

just dumped me, and you know that she did!

BEN

(with good natured derision)

Sure, and I also knew what you were up to

with Mrs. Henricks last Thursday. Plus, this

is what, the third time Terry’s kicked you 

out since April? Might as well just say it’s 

a Tuesday at this point.

BEN

(horrified and sickened)

OH MY GOD

BEN (CONT’D)

(frantic)

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Gotta

call for help.

STAY CALM?! There’s blood all over the damn

place, I think my friend is dead, and it’s 

coming this way!

-screams-

[it's really important we get the horrified from this character. His death is going to set the tone for the whole show ]