It’s a prank. Listen. One of us is an officer of the

law with more years of experience than she’d like

to admit and an encyclopedic knowledge of her

community. The other is a college drop-out

with a penchant for bad coffee and a frankly

scandalous browser history. Now. Let me hear

you say it’s a prank call.

 (smiling viciously)

Do you want to tell me it’s a prank and 

apologize for wasting my time, or do you 

want me to tell Odette you’ve been slacking

off and wasting taxpayers’ dollars? I mean,

if you really want, I could even look up your 

parents, tell them they’ve raised a delinquent

who spends their time looking up—

Excellent. I’ve always admired your work ethic. 

Now, I am going to head home. And you, you’re 

going to finish your shift and forget all about

this. There’s no use in getting worked up over something that never even happened. Is there?