(eating the food of a weathy school's cafeteria) Have you seen this?! It's not brown goo, but like real food with real meat. And it's delicious! Have you tried this? It's not cafeteria food it's deluxe restaurant food. 

(some posh girls has just insulted her friend and her) What did you say to her? She is the most wonderfull girl on earth so if i were you, i would keep my lip glossed mouth shut if you don't want that pretty eye of yours purple.

Oh my god! Jagaimo daisuki has just released a new season! (silence) What?! No one knows that anime?! Uncultured bastards