Welcome one, welcome all, to the Moonstone! Please enjoy today's special, Pumpkin Ghoul Pie with, may I suggest, a cup of Franken Spice Coffee while I do my best to entertain you with tonight's story. This one comes from a challenge I received from friends to tell a scary story that could go on forever. I'm not sure if it's as scary as it's gross, but it's certainly fitting for Halloween, and it takes place in Medieval Europe. I call this one "Tiny Awful Things." But my friends are telling me I should probably call it "The Forever Horror." Have a listen and let's discuss afterwards.

Whoa...you have the most intense Scorpio aura I've ever felt! It's, like, all OVER your charts!!! Well, maybe there's some Aries in there, too, from the way you're looking at me. But still! You're such an enigma! I have to know everything about where the stars were when you were born!

My name is Mikaela Reid. I use They/She pronouns. I'm really excited to work with all of you. And, more importantly, to find out what Hogwarts House you all are! Haha, kidding. Kidding, of course. ((pause)) Oh gods wait i'm SO sorry. That joke was probably horrendously offensive since she's a TERF and all. I am so sorry. I would like to recognize my privilege going forward. Would anyone like to be my accountability partner?