PASTA SHOP

"Ahem!
Mi mi mi mi miiiiii!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Pasta shop!
Pasta everywere!
Pasta shop!
Pasta in your hair!

The wet noodle's where it's at
To get a real good deal
The best place by the lake
For a tasty meal!
Oooooooooooohhhhh!"

REQUIRED MONOLOGUE

"I do. I’m done playing this game.  It’s true. I did it. I killed Robert Hammond. 15 years ago… Hammond told the court I was mentally unsound. He told me it was the only way I would get off the hook for the murder of Gregory Edgeworth. I was innocent, I swear! But there was no way anyone would believe me. We won in court that day. But I lost everything. My job, my fiancée, even my identity. For 15 years I’ve had to play the role of this crazy old man. It was the only thing that saved me. But at the same time, it destroyed me. So when I got a letter in the mail… With a pistol and a meticulous plan to take revenge on all those who ruined my life, I didn’t care who sent it. I followed the orders happily, and now finally, I am content in knowing I have dragged Robert Hammond and Miles Edgeworth into the hell they created for me! I have no regrets."