Your mask is deteriorating.  I recognize that one all too well. But yours looks like it's had a lot of wear and tear.  You can stop in at my shop … 'Mask for all Seasons.'  I will give you a good deal on that same model of mask. I call it the 'Got my shit together- Mask.'   It's actually one of my best sellers.

If you go a level up, I would say the 'Happy-Go-Lucky' and 'Strong-and-Confident' are probably my other biggest selling Masks. Now with 'Happy-Go-Lucky,' the majority of the time they are coming in with 'Good Intentions' …. which I have in the kids bin. But what they really want is “The Life of the Party' or 'The Funny Guy' ....

As far as the victims go, I am obliged to say that all of my involvement with the Words is professionally confidential. I do not divulge any information about any of the interactions I have with my clients. It's Client Mask Maker privilege.