*As a Child* (Matter-of-factly)  I’d rather stay with you, Godfather. They’re always playing the same stories and they laugh when I tell them the ones I made up. But you don’t laugh at me.

*As an Adult* (Speaking about her students) And wouldn’t you believe it, Edward threw the candle out the window! In his defense, the students were pretending it was the weapon of an evil spirit, so it made sense in the moment.

Broken windows, splintered walls…Who would do something like this?! (In righteous anger) I’m going to find out who did this-