[Speaking to her crew] All right guys. I'm the first villain of the series so we have to do something big! Any ideas? And no I will not be killing the main character's best friend for shock value, that idea is so overplayed.

[Worried and responding to Luffy's monlogue] A-are you ok man? Do you need to see someone or?

[You can just adlib something funny you'd think the character would say here!]