Sally! I thought I smelled you! What can I get you, darling? A martini dryer than your forehead?

Sally, out of respect for our friendship, but also bearing in mind I’m now the owner of this establishment and therefore your boss, I am going to carefully structure my response to these ideas. Are you having a fucking stroke?

How dare you!? Your brother and I pushed each other to be the best we could be. Perhaps you need to re-evaluate your relationship with him, because he obviously didn’t tell you the UNSPEAKABLE truth!