If you aren’t wondering who I am, then you already know me. If you are, hello. My name is Hank James Wimbleton. Even though, shut up, yes that’s my actual middle name. I prefer it to be Motherfucker though. The J is silent.

[You're monologuing to yourself all cool like, pretending that the madness is still happening.]

 Ooh you're such a good little kitty witty yes you are! Yes you are!!

[Omfg kitty look at da widdle kitty, pretend you're all cooey and soft about the fairy kitty in front of you]

 Magical Operation!

[very cool magical girl transformation phrase. think of sailor moon yelling her transformation phrase when yelling this. Also yell this line please lol]