Porter School
FedoraBlues for Pedro "Chuey" Burns
This character is a straight up tribute to Pedro De Pacas from Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke :) If you can do a good Pedro impression you can play this character. NOTE: this role may not be cast. I have someone lined up but they might fall through so I am throwing this up as a hedge.
AAAAAh!!! Oh my god is that those estupido piss and shit grenades?! You mother fucker!
God damn Terminal. Hey! Hey anybody on? What the fuck is up with the chiro network lately? Can't get my terminal to burn, man, this cabron's about to pop. Pendejo. (Chuey is talking to himself in an empty building here)
I dunno bro. Those buildings look okay but they're kind of all over the place. You know my cousin Beto woke up from a nap and was stuck on top of one of those timefall shelters. Like it wasn't even there when he went to sleep. He's was on like rocks and stuff. Pretty weird right? I mean, how do you get a whole building through the sky like that? That's like some crazy magia stuff. Like Bridges hired a bunch of curandera to do like chanting and shit.
