Monster Prom: The Pizza FanDub
Nick Aucoin for Miranda Vanderbilt
Miranda is cute and polite, in contrast to her family, which is a tyrannical and genocidal underseas monarchy. Despite her cuteness, Miranda was raised believing things like murder and genocide are fine. Her family also has a long-lasting feud against the airpeople, and as she shares those ideals. She is fairly innocent, not knowing much about sex and believing it should just be used to determine who is a good suitor. She is very driven to find a prince, resorting to things like poison apples, or dating sites. She owns many serfs, having one for practically everything she does, including eating. She enjoys princess movies, tyrannical regimes, cat videos, complicated silverware, and emojis. She does not like Game of Thrones, and uprisings that overthrow the main power system such as riots, and coups d'états. She is frightened by the thought of a revolt in her kingdom, despite the poor treatment she openly admits to. However, she does not know it's wrong.
[Upbeat] The Frowny Liam Scale! Normally I can tell how people are feeling from their faces... but you seem to be frowning most of the time, so I created a chart to measure your frowniness!
[Shocked] Preposterous! Oranges are nothing like apples!
[Disgusted] ...And that's why those treacherous airpeople are the absolute worst, and also most likely tied to the disappearance of Mars Argo!