Bromeliad

(demanding) “What are you doing back here?” ... “You were supposed to stay at that school the queen sent you to! I told her you were a terrible student and would definitely fail or run off, but would she listen? Mysteriously not! And now here you are, so I suppose I was right!”

“I’ll go tell Queen Glory you’re here.”

(somewhat annoyed) "My student Kinkajou ran off during a venom training session and hasn't come back. I want the blame lifted from me so I can go back to my regular life."