Heretical Tavern - Season 1

Goosedoesvoices for Asmodeus

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Asmodeus
closed
Unpaid
cast offsite

(This character follows our 10-15$ per youtube video guideline)

-Asmodeus, Lord of the 9 Hells and master of tax fraud. You've got an army of demons all paid in valuable experience the internship provides them. The Artificer has been a pain in your ass ever since he broke into Hell and stole your fancy tooth pick looking spear, and now? Now vengeance will be swift no matter how many interns you have to throw at them!

https://youtu.be/0UoKxCyY-RA?t=16 See here for the previous voice, as we are looking for a more permanent replacement. 

  • Yeah I can handle that. I got a some new demons recently that I can throw at the problem, specifically the ones I owe money to... Hey hey, don't look at me like that, you can call your paladins whatever fancy titles you want, they're basically interns with superpowers. Superpowers that don't pay rent. I bet you've done the same.

    CONTEXT: You and a few other gods are planning an attack on our main party, and you're offering up some Demons. After getting a few looks because you're throwing the ones you owe money at the problem, you call the Gods out.

  • I'm not saying we should rule the idea out entirely, no, it's a good idea but... Maybe we can move away from using mustard seed and actually use oh I don't know... Something else mustard related that can ACTUALLY. FUCKING. KILL. PEOPLE. By the nine hells how do you fuck that one up?

    - In true Demonic fashion, you had gas ready to be deployed. Instead it was actual mustard. You're surrounded by idiots, and damn it you know you're one too.

  • This is like the second human this month that's broken into Mt. Celestia, why haven't you assholes invested in bullet proof glass? I know I'm cheap but what the hell is your excuse? 


    -Be more annoyed over anything. Like again? Really? This happened again?

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Heretical Tavern - Season 1
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