so were doing this again huh

well here we go

hey this whole section here doesnt have anything to do with the game

i mean you dont make any choices or anything its kinda just filler

you can just click through

you dont even really have to read this stuff its just like

blah blah blah heres me heres a little taste of my character so you can get to know me

get ready to fall in love and go on the most incredible fake video game romance of your life

mom dad i dont care what you say this video game character is my boyfriend and were in love

that whole thing

yeah so anyway just click through its no big deal

especially since its just me so who cares

uh i dont really know

i guess its something the original dave liked to do

the guy i was copied from i mean

im basically a second version of that guy

so its hard to know whats actually unique about me

its kind of a drag but whatever

i guess sometimes i do bird stuff

because im part bird or something?

its hard to explain i guess but sometimes i get urges

like some bird seed would seriously hit the spot right now

i wish i had better stuff to tell you cousin

but i guess the reason i try to talk about game stuff all the time

is cuz its kinda the only thing i have to talk about

im hardly even a real person

i was created to help the original dave through his game

and now that im not in that game anymore i dunno how useful my existence is anymore

thats pretty much all i think about actually because the more i turn it over in my brain the more it seems like theres really no answer to that question

im straight up totally pointless

i dont even know why youre hanging out with me because it must be pretty boring to hear a guy just go on and on about a bunch of what seems like nonsense

sorry

i dont even know what im saying really