Acting president Blue Max, please call to order today’s meeting of the official Namco High Military History Club! Thank you, Secretary Blue Max. I hereby call this meeting to order. Acting President Blue Max recognizes Treasurer Blue Max. Thank you, Acting President Blue Max. I’d like to begin with the budgetary committee report commission survey. The numbers are in. There’s only one way to raise the necessary funds to see SECRET PROJECT SUPER PLANE come to fruition. A bake sale. Please save your applause for the end. Now, it is the opinion of the Treasury department that cookies would provide the club with the most favorable flavor to cost to profit ratios. I cannot present this report survey commission to the committee if I am to be interrupted! I was promised three minutes of floor time. I, Acting President Blue Max, hereby call to recess the Military History Club pending review of new member protocols. The Treasury objects to this course of action! TREASURER, YOU WILL STEP DOOOOOWN! Hey, Cousin! I was starting to think you wouldn’t show up!

As we discussed in the previous meeting… ...Actually, this is where having the minutes of the previous meeting would come in really handy. I’ll see to it that we commission a report on a survey for a committee to explore the possibility of formalizing our record keeping procedures for secret and emergency meetings. But until then we’ll have to rely on memory! So, last time we were here we spoke about the designs. Remember?

You mean…I don’t have to worry about hurting myself? I don’t have to avoid confronting my fears by always thinking about military history and lingo and stuff so it looks like I’m totally not afraid to fly and maybe JUST MAYBE if everyone thinks I’m normal then I’ll think I’m normal too and I won’t have to think about how terrifying it is to fly all the time?