Nyaa… Well, actually, I gotta lot of thoughts about it. Mostly that... Bein’ a Hall Monitor is really, really great! It counts as a club, so it keeps ya outta detention... But you also get to help keep the other kids outta detention too! You help everybody, not just yourself!

O-oh! Yeah! You got it, Boss! Lemme think of a good hypothetical... Nya! Got it! Okay, so chewin’ gum is against the rules inside the school... But what if the student started chewing gum OUTSIDE the school... And then came in? Is it still against the rules? What do you do, Boss?!

Y’see... I might as well tell ya. My family is... Well, they’re.. bad guys. Not the main bad guys, just... Goons. Sidekicks. Y’know, pathetic bad guys like that. My parents used to work for a REALLY bad guy... I don’t even like to think about his name... We just call him “The Big Cat” at home. But see Boss, my parents... They didn’t want a life like that for me. They were, um, tired of being evil. So they moved to this town... Just so I could go to Namco High. Th-they, um, wanted to give me, y’know... A good life. I wasn’t sure I’d fit in, but... On the day they gave me this Hall Monitor badge... I was so proud that they trusted me enough for it. U-um... sorry if that sounds stupid...