Fallout Cops: Episode 9
Matthew Paul Carey for Brotherhood of Steel Pilot
A brave Brotherhood of Steel pilot is tasked with transporting Officers Monaco and Dandy across the Glowing Sea in his vertibird. To pass the time, he offers the officers a look at this pornography collection, which he seems enthusiastic about. A clumsy mistake leads to the pilot being thrown into the vertibird propellers, killing him spectacularly and causing the craft to crash in the middle of the Glowing Sea...
PILOT: I’d get cozy in that power armor, unless y’all were planning on goin' ghoul. We’re entering the glowing sea now.
PILOT: About… halfway through the glowing sea... Hey, you guys wanna look at some porno mags? We've still got a ways to go on this flight and I got a fine stash in the back. The brotherhood ain’t exactly known for recruiting beautiful women, so we paladins gotta make due.
PILOT: You into freaky shit? I got Supermutant Smut-Queens, Volume 1 and 2. Ahh, it’s a must-see. I’ll put this bird on autopilot and grab it for ya.
Thank you for the audition!
You're welcome!