Thank you. We can speak without reservation now that Al left us alone and is not hiding with remote listening devices to pick up on criminal activity.

Therefore as a plausible result of the things I just said, I’d be willing to pay top coin for cheat codes. For my criminal gang. If someone knew where to get them, that is.

Yes. Good. I’d like some. Um. Bad ones. Well, I mean, GOOD ones. Like, they should work. But you’d only use them if you’re a bad person trying to get away with a big ol’ crime is what I’m saying. Like ripping the tag off a mattress. Or something bigger. Like...embezzling pensions. Or committing mail fraud. Or “retiring” from a high paying corporate position only to receive a hefty “consultation” fee from the same firm in perpetuity while courting the very politicians who determine the policy that regulates the same industry you used to blah blah blah