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genndyodacog for Richard Miller [Time Crisis]

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Richard Miller [Time Crisis]
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Where did this guy come from so fast and why does he seem to have information on everyone?!

  • Ordinarily, no. But everything is connected, Cousin. Literally, or figuratively, or directly, or indirectly, or sympathetically, or spatially. BUT ALWAYS CHRONOLOGICALLY. Therefore, with precision timing, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

  • I eat fast food, of course. But drive-thru only. No one has time to park, walk inside, wait in line, order, wait for it, walk to a table, sit down, eat, and then throw away the trash, and walk ALL THE WAY BACK to the car, AND THEN leave. That’d be crazy! No, you do the drive-thru. And the food can only be eaten while driving to wherever it is you’re going, and you can only drive at maximum speed because what’s the point of going any slower UNLESS you’re on your way to going as fast as you possibly can.

  • He’s too ordinary. Suspiciously ordinary. UNUSUALLY ORDINARY. And if you think about it, that makes him EXTRAORDINARY. And that’s not even counting the stuff that makes him WEIRD. EXAMPLE! Consider that his name, Al B. Tross, is ODDLY SIMILAR to the name of a student who graduated last year, Agent Albatross. The most logical conclusion we can draw is that Al B. Tross is a secret agent of the big crazy conspiracy. Probably the top agent. Maybe the king of the conspiracy!

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