Yes, I have to admit that’s true. Actually, I’ve been meaning to try to go a little farther with my investigative reporting lately. After all, there are plenty of good mysteries afoot at Namco High! You must have noticed, Cousin. For example, the man who oversees our detention- King! ...If he was such a good wrestler, why did he take up a teaching position here? It’s a real head-scratcher, Cousin! Or that cat that’s in class with us. How do they make it seem like it’s talking all the time? It must be a school mascot, but SHUCKS, they’re sure taking it far!

Hey now! Shut up! There’s no call for language like that. I’ve been listening to you jabber on and on about how “strange things” are going on… Just because you refuse to use your brain and think about how implausible those things really are! And now, you call ME weird, just because I use a technology you’re unfamiliar with?! I try to keep my temper under control, but Cousin, really… How would you feel if I called YOU weird?!

Er… Not exactly. We both died. But then… I was revived, and I was wearing this outfit. And I had these… Lifey powers… I was able to restore you too. It was… pretty unbelievable… I’ve always heard fairy tales that if I were to die… I’d come back as a “Maid of Life”... But I always thought it was just silly nonsense.