Haha, what a drama queen. Dumb ol’ Taira’s probably just skipping to go hit himself in the head with a wrestleball or something.

Cousin, I come from a place far far away... A place called Marvel Land. In Marvel Land, there was a clock that had sealed away an evil wizard named Zouna. Zouna can use his magic to pwn time itself. Someone accidentally unsealed the clock with a magic key. Zouna was freed, and he sent me to the future so I couldn't stop his plans… whatever they are. Who knows what he's doing to Marvel Land right now... Ever since then, I've been trying to get back. The big clock at Namco High looked familiar, so I asked that bookworm Nidia to help me research it. It turns out that the clock at Namco High is built with parts from the clock that trapped Zouna in my time... So I thought I could use it to get back. That's why I tried turning the hands back. It didn't work, and I got detention. But it did convince Nidia that I need the key in order to get back to Marvel Land... I have to go back. To save everyone.

Welllll, that's okay. I still like you. And besides... There's a battle to be won. Bad guys to pwn. They'll write songs about us! There better be a sweet boss MIDI.