(news reporter) Hello, and welcome back to Box News, My name is (pick a name, any name) and I am standing here on the recently rebuilt Reqerium Tower! Today marks the one year anniversary of the destruction of the tower while the reckless vigilante, Calamity, along with the hostages and terrorist perished in the explosion. Ever since the vigilante’s death, many newly named masked heroes have popped up such as SiltSaber, Greengrater, Phantom, The Negotiator, Vivacious, and the Sock Spy (reporter looks a little confused as he pauses), I'm not making this up… However, the majority of the city's civilians say that they feel much safer with the vigilantes yet, there are many with a conflicting opinion..  Perhaps police officers are the only heroes we need… 

(slacking off front desk person) *Aggravated sigh* Look, kid. This is the police department. Not a little hangout spot for you to mess around and disturb hard-working officers. The tours are on Tuesdays.

(pissed off) Ugh, I just don’t get you. Why do you keep acting like such a dick?! Why can’t you be more like your dad?! He was such a great guy AND an amazing detective.