Later Alligator Dub Re-casts!
Gigaskip for Gary
A creepy guy who you meet in an alleyway, he wants you to peruse the sketchy wares he has hidden in his trenchcoat. The joke is that he seems menacing, but he's actually sweet and just wants you to critique his paintings. Maria hired him to do a little art for the event.
Here's a reference clip, because I think it's pretty much exactly what I'm looking for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk7ADzhTQQw
You look like an alligator of good taste. I can tell just by the very visible expression you're giving off. A gator of high calibur; of luxury few can afford! I may have just what you're looking for, my friend.
You see this coat? Nice, right? Got it at the Creep's Warehouse semi-annual sale. I have some interesting wares inside it, as well as my bus pass. Which is less interesting, but has a fun puffy sticker of a hot dog on it.
Let us just call me Gary for now, yeah? Good ole Gary. Trustworthy Gary. Gary ain't never hurt a fly. I mean, like, for sport. I always eat any fly I hurt. You know, circle of life for bug eating alligators, and all that.