[Context: Trying to get the truth out of her flatmate if she is dating her so-called "best-friend"] 

(Convinced that what she's saying is plain science)

You spend way too much time with him to just be friends. And if you really are just friends, he must be ugly.

[Context: Grayson's younger sister, Niriyah, is showing Gina and Jordan pictures from her night out]

Gina: Oh how I miss the days of youth where it was acceptable to wear dresses with trainers.

Jordan: (dumbfounded) That was ever acceptable? 

Jordan: [Sees Niriyah's offended reaction] (Clearly lying through her teeth) ...But you guys, WHEW. Rocking it. Really.

[Phone conversation with Gina, setting up where they should eat for dinner]

Jordan: Change of plan tonight.

Gina: You're cancelling?

Jordan: (excited) 'Course not! Just that I've got some really good news and wanna celebrate over dinner at a cute little place I found online. It has this dimly lit, outdoors-indoors thing going on that I'm really into right now. Very Instagrammable.