Annoyed: "Thanks Scott, You really know how to make a girl feel wanted."

"I can't believe you went ahead and asked her out, after I specifically told you not to do that! What a complete ass! If you hurt her, so help me, I'll-"

"And furthermore, my best friend, who you know as, mmm, your ex girlfriend, she's back in town, and she was asking for your new phone number, which I was reluctant to give out, for the obvious reason that you're a total jerkwad, and- Are you even listening???"