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katabelle for Jeanette Schwartz
Age ~30. A jealous actress throwing a production-halting tantrum, when some reactor explodes setting her makeup aflame. This is her entire script.
Hello my darlings. I hope you're all having a terrific day. I am! No, wait--I'm having a terrible day. Not ific: ible! Ible. Sounds like dribble. Dribble like the saliva dripping from a rabid dog's mouth! Only a rabid, demented dog would treat people this way. Treating me like a piece of meat! Dog meat from three days ago that no ones wants to eat!!!
No one wants a special LOVE date with Jeanette Schwartz! No one wants the public to find out how fun and smart and funny and alluring Jeanette Schwartz is! NOOOOOO-BODY invites Jeanette Schwartz onto Vault Talk three flippin' times! To talk about his wild nights tending bar at Smitty's! Fantastic. Oh, got to know the everyman's struggle. Just amazing.
[rumble] Free drinks to women who'd show their breasts: That's what Porky was really doing! I should know: I--I'm--why is my face hot? [rapid breathing] Great--my first hot flash captured on taAAHHHHHHH!!! BURNING! FLAMES! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!!! AAAAGSEGDOFGJL!!! [frantic faucet turning, splashing, a mirror breaking] I. I'm ok-- [spontaneous combustion, muffled screams, runs through door down hall... other distant screams, a single gunshot, slump, fire extinguisher]