Alien: Solara. An ALIEN fan audio drama.
Aalebaster for Chief
Chief engineer of the Solara, known only as "chief", is an odd person. The chief's personal hygiene is always a topic of discussion. Chief can fix anything, except their own personal "aroma". The Captain keeps the chief on board because they can fix anything, so she tries not to complain about the bad habits too much. The chief has a vile habit of "scratching their butt crack with a favorite screw driver, especially when sweating a lot. The crew find the Chief to be horrible, disgusting, but someone you'd want fixing anything that broke. As long as it was far away from you.
Male or Female may audition.
All I need is a bottle of booze, a porn mag, my screwdriver to scratch my ass crack and my balls and a place to lay down. I'm not picky, I'm not greedy, I'm just kind of scummy. I'm happy with my life, and that's all that matters.
Taking showers is a waste of ships resources, you're just gonna have to live with my swamp crotch smell or back the fuck off.
We can land the ship if you want, but if we lose the port drive engine like we did the last time we landed on Thedus, don't expect me to come up with a last second miracle to save our asses. Even though I probably will.
Very good.
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I’m not sure if you got my other messages due to the site’s messaging system. But your email was censored in your message and I’m trying to find a way to contact you
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