Patience's Tale(CASTING ONGOING)
EzekielJK for St. Patrick
He’s the manifestation of St. Patrick’s day cheer. He’s pompous, and snooty though and he gets under your foot—literally . He’s small but makes up for it by being 2x the dick.
He’s funny though and more adult than some of the other Holidays. He enjoys drinking and singing. And dancing. He has a thick accent. At times he can be very helpful or the worst party member.
Aye, it’s not my problem, ya lil potato with wings! (To Willis)
Life is like a rainbow.
(Willis: It makes people happy?)
No! It‘s an illusion that reminds us that happiness only exists in the bottom of this here cup. (Points to his mug)
Why that Patience Blackburne! I can’t believe she took all me gold! You know, there’s only two rules in this life. Firstly, know how to pour a man his liquor , and secondly, don’t mess with a leprechaun’s riches from his britches!
