(Your lifelong childhood best friend has finally showed up after years of not seeing him. Overjoyed (and admittedly a little bit confused), you manage to tear him away from the ever amassing horde of fans crowding around the poor soul and get him somewhere safe so that you can talk in private.)

"So, Gabriel doesn't know you're here, does he?" (You ask, fixing Adrien with a softly inquisitive look.)

("Well...." Adrien trails off, and that's all the response you need.)

(Furious, rising in pitch) "I cannot believe that man! Why have children if you refuse to give them their basic necessities, like, say, fucking social interaction!" 

(You soften your tone as you look at your childhood friend.)

"Adrien, I love you so, so much. You're like a brother to me - one of these days I'm going to whisk you away to Le Grand Paris and you'll ever have to see that poor excuse for a father again."

(You straighten your back, and you say with a newfound resolve,..)

"I swear it."

(You've just overheard Marinette talking about you to that know-it-all Alya Cesaire. To say you're annoyed wouldn't even begin to cover it. Your tone is condescending, snarky and snappy.)

"Well at least I know I'm relevant enough to stay on your minds even when I don't grace you imbeciles with my presence. Tell me Dupain-Cheng, how was your summer? Work on any inventive designs? Help out poor Mommy and Daddy at the bakery? Serve customers?"

(Improv time! This one should be fun. For this bit, just improv something you feel Chloe would say. Seeing how iconic she is, this shouldn't be a problem. Just cut loose, kick back and have fun with this part!)