Hey bro, look, what ever you guys have found, I never ended up getting involved. Seriously. I'm straight. ...So what did you find? Nothing. Oh, yeah man like I said I'm straight yo. I'm good, my ass aint tryin' to get all involved with no killing and shit yo. And hey Bro, my girls actually going to be pist if I don't bounce soon. So, if were cool, how 'bout you let me vamanose out this bitch. 

So yeah, I'm not sure what you heard, but someone probably told you I was in here earlier talking to the broad, but I actually came in here to talk to that little scrawny piece of shit who works here. I just randomly ended up running into that chick who was with that other poet dude, and I just asked her a question about some shit that she owed me, she said she had it handled, I was cool with it and that's all it was, all legal, all legit. 

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