"That waterbending scroll? We, ah, acquired it from a waterbender… made them a deal they couldn’t refuse. (laughs) if you know what I mean."

"Death. I meant I was going to kill them."

"Arrgh mateys, hand over the water scroll or you’ll be blown down (pause) I’m sorry, I wasn’t very clear, give me the scroll or my crew is going to gut you like fish."