Donkey Kong Meets Phoenix Wright: Legend of the Crystal Turnabout
not_zach_braff for Inka Dinka Doo
Video Examples:
Raiders of the Lost Banana , Orangutano , Legend of the Crystal Coconut (This one has him saying his very important line, "To know everything, one must give up everything) , Watch the Skies (also, at 22:50 he says one of his very few "happy" lines) , and Four Weddings and a Coconut.
INKA DINKA DOO TALKS WITH CAPS LOCK TURNED ON.
IT DOESN'T SPEAK OFTEN, BUT WHEN IT DOES SPEAK IT IS USUALLY IMPORTANT. INKA DINKA DOO IS A SOURCE OF WISDOM AND DECISION MAKING ON THE ISLAND. THE OTHER KONGS RESPECT ITS AUTHORITY AND JUDGMENT.
DESPITE ITS LACK OF AN INSIDE VOICE, IT IS NOT MONOTONE ALL THE TIME. IT STILL SHOWS A LITTLE MORE OF A RANGE OF EMOTION THAN YOU WOULD EXPECT. IT JUST DOES IT WHILE SPEAKING LOUDLY.
IT HAS FOUR FACES IT CYCLES THROUGH. NEUTRAL, SMILING, ANGRY, AND EVEN MORE ANGRY. NONE OF THEM PARTICULARLY CHANGE ITS VOICE VERY MUCH, BUT ITS VOLUME GENERALLY GETS HIGHER THE MORE ANGRY IT IS. (PLEASE TRY TO LOWER YOUR MICROPHONE GAIN/SENSITIVITY SO THAT THE LINES BEING SCREAMED DO NOT CLIP THE AUDIO AND/OR BLOW OUT MY EARDRUMS LOL.)
Most of Inka Dinka Doo's lines are angry:
"RRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!"
"SILENCE. THE DEFENSE MUST NOW CROSS-EXAMINE THE WITNESS."
"ORDER! ORDEEEEEEER!!!!"
Even his lines where he isn't angry, his voice is still loud though:
"THIS IS RELEVANT INFORMATION, IF IT ISN'T PHONY. THE WITNESS WILL NOW AMEND HIS TESTIMONY."
"YOU WILL ALL SHOW THE RULES OF THE COURT OBEISANCE. THERE WILL BE NO FOUL PLAY. INKA DINKA DON'T TEST MY PATIENCE."
"AT LONG LAST, THE TRUTH OF MY WORDS SHALL RING. YOU HAVE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING, IN ORDER TO KNOW EVERYTHING."
