"Kongo Bongo Welcomes You!"
[To the Tune of "Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town" from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlaRFRA4qFU. Instrumental version here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX47_f0JYuk. Let me if you need help on how the lyrics should be said and I'll try to accomodate]
[I have recorded a sample of what the song should roughly sound like, which I have uploaded to Google Drive for demonstration. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JSMvxCPAsBqRaxS61tznor9NKLG8eXP2/view?usp=sharing]
(Spoken during instrumental opening)
Phoenix: Wait a minute.
Phoenix: What’s going on?
Phoenix: Uhhhh… Maya, are you hearing this too?
Maya: Shhhh! I think they’re about to have a musical number, Nick!
DK: Hey everyone look, we’ve got some visitors now
And I’m sure that they’re here to see our island town
DK: Our first tourists ever and I know that they’ll feel right at home, on our isle!
Dixie: It’s a tropical treasure trove;
DK: many things to do here
Diddy: There’s bananas and coconuts;
DK: PLENTY to go around!
Cranky: So find a seat, kick up your feet;
DK: please enjoy your stay
your vacation has just begun!
ALL KONGS: So take a swing from the jungle trees!
Look from the peaks and you will see!
A paradise, on the ocean blue!
Kongo Bongo Welcomes You!
(Spoken during instrumental break)
Phoenix: Seriously, where are these instruments coming from?
Maya: Who cares? Just have fun! This jam is funky!
Funky: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!
Phoenix: What?
Funky: Surf’s up my dudes, wanna ride some waves?
Diddy: Or hop in a minecart, and explore some caves?
DK: There’s so much more, so, why don’t you stay for a while, on our isle!
DK: Our new hotel is worth five stars!
Dixie: Your rooms have such a nice view!
Cranky: We’ve got a bar for you to drink!
Phoenix (Spoken): Sure, I’ll take a Mai Tai
Candy: So come and play down by the bay!
DK: Life here is so swell, as I’m sure you already see!
ALL KONGS: So won’t you feel the seaside breeze?
Or get a sun tan, if you please!
You’ll love it here that much is true!
Kongo Bongo Welcomes You!
(Spoken during instrumental break and solos)
DK: Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Phoenix: What does that even mean?
Cranky: Watch and learn, youngin!
(Sax solo)
(Spoken right before song resumes)
Maya: That ape sure can play a saxophone!
ALL KONGS: So take a swing from the jungle trees!
Look from the peaks and you will see!
A paradise, on the ocean blue!
Kongo Bongo Welcomes You!
ALL KONGS: So won’t you feel the seaside breeze?
Or get a sun tan, if you please!
You’ll love it here that much is true!
Kongo Bongo Welcomes You!
(...)
(Spoken)
Phoenix: Can I get that Mai Tai now…?
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"Phoenix on the Case!"
[To the Tune of "Cory in the House." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt95ZrjKqtk Instrumental version here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pero62skYzA Let me if you need help on how the lyrics should be said and I'll try to accomodate]
DK:
Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah, what's up?
DIXIE (DIDDY in Parenthesis):
Go Phoenix! (Go, go!)
Go Phoenix! (Go, go, go, go!)
DK:
Listen up
Here we go!
DK:
I'm the first Kong, grooving out
Getting it done
And I know without a doubt that
This trial will be won
You know
DIXIE (DIDDY in parenthesis):
You better calm down DK
(yea yea)
DK:
I'm talking 'bout a total acquittal
Cuz I’m sure not a liar
And I know you’ll prove me innocent, Phoenix and Maya!
DIXIE:
Kongo Bongo Isle will never be the same
Cause we've got
DIXIE (DK in Parenthesis):
[Bridge]
Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix,
On the case! (Yeah! We’ll find the coconut, baby!)
Maya, Maya, Maya,
Keepin’ pace (That's right, they’re on the case!)
DIXIE (DK in Parenthesis):
They’ll show evidence to prove it (Prove the truth)
And the judge will sure approve it (Inka Dinka Doo)
Got a new plan, banana slam! (Look out now)
We've got Phoenix on the Case! (Par-ty!)
Phoenix on the Case! (And Maya too!)
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