"Skurvy's Sea Shanty"
[To the Tune of “What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor,” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwXlANwerI and "Shipwrecked" by Alestorm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOwXlANwerI Instrumental version here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hthWsPOw_zc Let me if you need help on how the lyrics should be said and I'll try to accomodate]
[I have recorded a sample of what the song should roughly sound like, which I have uploaded to Google Drive for demonstration. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ABMQovvVasGItnDRccPrNmE-CK3aEvMM/view?usp=sharing]
SKURVY:
What would I do with a broken mirror?
What would I do with a broken mirror?
What would I do with a broken mirror?
Early in the morning!
I still need a mirror!
I still need a mirror!
I still need a mirror!
Early in the morning!
I can’t shave without one!
I can’t shave--
*Record Scratch*
K ROOL (Speaking): We don’t care about the mirror anymore; the problem is that you could have stolen the Crystal Coconut…
*Pirate Metal Begins*
SKURVY (Speaking): Arrh! It always be about the Crystal Coconut with you lot! Can’t a buccaneer just steal a mirror in peace?! Arrrrrh!!
DIDDY (Speaking): But you’re always trying to snag the Crystal Coconut, Skurvy!
DIXIE (Speaking): Yeah! What makes this time any different?
SKURVY (Speaking): I’ve been thinkin’… all this talk o’ legacies ‘n’ ownership o’ the blasted thing… maybe this Crystal Coconut business might not be all it be cracked up to be. Arrh…
SKURVY:
When I was but a lad
Me great-great-grandpappy said to me;
Er, I can’t remember well,
But who cares, he can burn in hell!
That coconut belongs to me
It’s been me right from birth
But I be sick o’ me destiny
It be more trouble than it be worth!
SKURVY (Speaking): So, nuts to the coconut, I say! Arrh! I don’t even want the thing anymore!
SKURVY:
Hey! I’m nasty!
Hey! I’m rude!
I’m one bad pirate dude!
But for once I hope you’ll see,
That this time, it wasn’t me!
Hey! I’m nasty!
Hey! I’m rude!
I’m one bad pirate dude!
But for once I hope you’ll see,
That this time, it wasn’t me!
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