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Mike Badgley for Facebook
Facebook is the dad of the group. He's always kind, always generous, doing everything he can to be supportive and there for his friends...too much, in fact. He has no sense of boundaries and seems to always be sticking his nose in where it doesn't belong.
Voice: Medium-Low range, sounds kinda like a very tired yet supportive dad.
[Worried] Oh no are you okay? is anything broken? anything bruised? Hold on, I'll go get my first aid kit!
[Sarcastically lovey] I love my kids, I love my kids, I love my kids! I am totally not pulling my hair out right now! I'm fine! Can't you see how perfect my life is?? Now if you'll excuse me, I need a latte.
[Chipper] Guess who just created a new group that you all can join! It's called "Social Media BFFs" It's gonna be so much fun! When can I pencil you all in for our first meeting? And bear in mind, I know where you all live. No pressure.