John Cena: A Meme Too Far (A Garry's Mod Short Film)
Noir Thorntonš¤;) for John Cena
Our titular action movie hero, on the run from the law, and seeking answers in the Ural Mountains. This fictional interpretation of world famous WWE superstar John Cena is brave, headstrong, and will do anything to protect his daughter Joan and best friend Keith; whether that will cost him his reputation, or worse, his life.
"My great uncle owned a castle a short way from here; not sure who he left it to after he passed, but I figure it's a good place for us to lay low for a while."
(sarcastically) "Yes, sir. You want me to hand my daughter over to the military, and never contact her again. Seems fair and reasonable."
"Lately? Absolutey. I suppose things haven't been calm since the Prototype days, maybe after Kurt Angle, you know, ruthless aggression and all that..."
