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CousinVinnie for Wikipedia
Wikipedia is Google's assistant/husband. He has information on a wide variety of topics and subjects, and can usually be found helping Google in delivering search results. He's a total brownnoser and a bit of a smartass when it comes to certain facts and details. He thinks he knows everything when in reality, it's Google who gives him that information.
Voice: Medium-High range, with a lot of articulation in everything he says.
[Assisting Google] It seems to me, ma'am, that they're asking about Tents. Aw how nice, some time away from the city to camp out in the woods. Takes me back to my childhood... Oh, wait no, it's Tentacle Hen- (Blushes) Oh my. I don't know if I can finish reading that.
[Nervous] N-no, ma'am, of course not! I would never betray you! We've been married for 13 years! Why would you ask such a thing?