Aye, love, it's me. Just callin' to ask what you maybe wanted for dinner tonight. Linda was tellin' me about this salmon dish that looks ta' die for. *laughs* I swear it's not a spoof, I know ya hate fish n' all but I thought we could try somethin' different...also, I think Abigail might need some more cat food, and I might be gettin' off late, so if ya get this in time, could ya get some? That'd be peachy... *laugh*

*sighs* I probably shouldn't be callin' ya at work, but me' boss has been such an arse...ah, well I guess I'll tell ya about it later. Anyway, I gotta go, I'll see ya back at tha' fort...love ya, bye bye."