Youth Pastor:
“I’m about to shut the lights out and go outside, you boys should go find your parents” 

(Said with a Calm Kind and Gentle voice)

*The Youth Pastor says while smiling at the two friends sitting there*

Alex:

“I’m going to stay with him till he gets up, you can dim the lights we’ll be right behind you”

*Alex quietly explains*

Youth Pastor:
“Ok, well you boys just don’t be too long.”

(Said in a casual way)

*The Youth Pastor says while smiling at the two friends sitting there*

(all of these lines are designed for ultimate cringe go wild and improve if you want.)

Youth Pastor:
“Hey Kids, you know what's really lit? Jesus's undying love for us” 

Youth Pastor:

"The only drug I need to take to feel high is the lords blessing"

Youth Pastor: 

"You know what I think is sus, premarital sex. can I get a pogges?"

Youth Pastor: 

Remember kids In life there’s Always a sinner, Among us