[Opening her class, Cheerful] Good morning, my little flowers! How are we doing on this wonderful day? I hope you're all ready because I have quite the lesson plan scheduled today, it's going to be so much fun!

[Worried] Goodness gracious! I assure you, officer, my students are nothing but well-behaved young angels. I've never had them show anything other than kindness and respect towards me, so you'll forgive me if I find these accusations hard to believe.