Pain... Death... Destruction... Chaos... I bring with me a new age of darkness and despair.  The world, nay, the Universe, will be mine to better or to destroy as I see fit.  None shall be spared... All will suffer...

What could that moron and his fairy companionbe discussing over there?  Hmm, maybe I can listen in, see what they're up to... Holy crap!  He's onto me!  Now he's going to stop me before I have the chance to carry out my evil schemes!  This is terrible!  Maybe he only suspects me at this point... I'd better keep a low profile...

Please desist immediately!  Your constant barrage is causing me great physical pain!  Wait... what's going on?  I feel... empowered... perhaps this is some sort of power boost!  The power I need to crush my enemies!!!  (After failed attempt)  ...I believe you were punching my face...