Well, la-di-da, look what we have here. A couple of snot-nosed brats who can’t seem to stay out of other people’s business. You know, I heard in one of our mandatory seminars that we have to be cordial in our dealings with civilians, but in case you can’t tell, I really, really don’t like civilians.

I didn’t ask to be assigned to this case, and I definitely didn’t ask to babysit. They’re your problem, not mine, so suck it up, call them back, and just…I don’t know, breathe through it or whatever you’re supposed to do. Break a few windows. That always helps.

Kid, there will always be cases like this. Cases that make your stomach churn, make you taste something foul. Cases that make the shadows crawl at night. That’s why you need to find that thing that keeps you sane. For him, it’s paperwork. For me, it’s the gym. For you…well, you need to find yours, and find it fast if you intend to keep up with us.