You are in no position to demand anything. Now, I’m going to ask you a series of questions, and you will answer them truthfully, to the best of your ability. If you don’t…well. That’s when I call my partner in. And I’m the good cop in this duo, believe me.

You found a what? No, you should most certainly not try to hide it, you idiots! Don’t even touch it! What the hell is wrong with you – how did you even get this number? You know what, I don’t care, stay put, I’m coming to you, what’s your location?

Well, let’s see. Your final time on the obstacle course doesn’t even come close to the requirement we set for incoming cadets, you charged headfirst into the lockdown test without thinking, you barely hit the targets at the gun range, and I won’t even mention how many times you failed the flight simulation…what, are you waiting for me to say you miraculously passed? Get your ass back in there and do it again. All of it.