“Miss, with all due respect... you’re accusing me of lying about a sick relative? I would never do that and it makes me sick that you would even think I’d do such a thing!”

*Muttering*

”Yes... perfect! This is going exactly to plan! The police are tearing apart, and soon they’ll fall apart. On the outside it’ll look like the choice of the police, but on the inside, it’s a mass destruction caused by the one people know as N.P!”

*Maniacal Laugh*

”You think *I’m* N.P? I’m nothing even close to intimidating.”

(You're sending a threatening message to the people on TV, all over the world) "Dear Minebloxian City, I'm N.P. The person behind all these killings you've been hearing about. The police are trying to paint my doings as villainous, when in reality, they're the ones that are truly evil. I'm cleansing the world of all villains, one by one. The police are trying to cover me up. I ask you, the citizens, to help me stand against such an evil and cruel world. Together, we can make utopia! As for the police, I give you an offer. Join me, or don't. You have two days to decide. Goodbye, and good luck."