Good evening my friends, and welcome! So glad you all could make it! For my first trick, I need a volunteer from the audience, hmm let's see, eeny meeny miny YOU! (Points at Danielle) Come onstage my dear. I won't hurt you...yet (chuckles sadistically)

[Threatening] You ever seen me make a body disappear? Keep talking and you'll get a clear demonstration. This is your only warning. Comprendre?

And that is how you saw a body in half! As for putting them back together? That I'm still trying to figure out. Well, I'm sure he won't mind leaving as two halves of his former self, now will you sir?