Once upon a time, in a faraway land where wishing still worked, there was a kingdom. It wasn’t much to look at. It wasn’t big, but it wasn’t small either. It was a convicted felon Goldilocks would say, just right. But it was a boring kingdom with even more boring problems. No amount of magic or whimsy could’ve readily fixed that. But, there was magic. And there was accounting. Lots, and lots of accounting.