Mmm, Crrt Crrt! Faces of burgundy and green flow spirals inside my mannequin eyes. When you place your mind inside the television does it also keep track of your viewing time and create a psychoanalysis of your subconscious so that it can see more fast food, don't you? Of course you do! You must be one of them! Come take me away have you?!

Oh yes! I should have one two three but no coin without trade. Must get value somehow. This book I have, made by an immortal Australian wizard yes, but I am missing the special glasses that came with it. Can you travel over the river, you may use my boat and then to the Hamo pub where there is a man called Dale, creator of the book. He will give glasses. Get those for me I'll gladly give coins.