Well, there’s not much to it. I’d give you the grand tour, but there’s not much to tour. Bedroom’s in there. Bathroom’s to your right. There’s more wood for the fireplace in the pile out back, plus a box of starter logs. It’s pretty fool proof. You see the kitchen here. It’s fully stocked. We got the supply list from your… assistant?

*light chuckle*  Probably not "neighbors" in the way you’re used to. But there are some folks, hunters and the like, with properties within the broadcast range. They mostly keep to themselves, so I wouldn’t expect much in the way of conversation If I were you.

[Responding to dialogue "Do you mind if I record this?"]

Oh. Uh, yeah. Sure. What is that? Is that a tape recorder? Wow. My dad had one of those when I was a kid. I didn’t know they still made them.