Final Fantasy XIV: Voiced Cutscenes
JoshuaSVD777 for Jandelaine
A world-renowned aesthetician (aka beautician) who is pretty much the dictionary definition of 'extra'. (He even has his own theme song.) He should be as over-the-top as humanly possible. As long as he sounds like a young man and has an English accent, I'm open to a number of interpretations for him.
In the flesh, madam! I am Jandelaine ("jahn-dell-layn"), crafter of coiffures so divine that Menphina ("men-fee-nuh") Herself doth begrudge my clientele their beauty. But let us speak of you, madam! For where a moment ago stood a fashion-challenged frump, now there stands...<dramatic pause> ...A beauty reborn.
Do you fear that your own hairstyle is becoming passe? Fear the specter of--<gasp>--ugliness threatening to consume you? Fear not, friend, for it shall not survive my wrath!